*screams*

I just voted for Beyoncé on votebeyonce.com, you should too!
crissle:

rickehh:

I volunteered at an art exhibit tonight and met a 35 year old investor who told me this: “You’re a baby. You’re in your 20’s and you’re taking life too seriously. Nobody expects anybody in their 20’s to have it together. I’m 35 and I’m still figuring it out. When you reach 30, trust me, you’ll stop giving a shit & start living.”

Facts only. Relax, 20-somethings. You are still growing up.

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Q: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

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flexistraw:

I hate the song β€œpretty hurts” .. Beyonce wouldn’t know if pretty hurts if it slapped her in the face. Shes been flawless since birth so umm for you, Queen B, it does not hurt.

Maybe you should actually listen to the lyrics 🌚

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Reblog if Beyoncé is more than just a singer for you

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humansofnewyork:

"She got pregnant with another man, then asked me to be the godfather."

😩

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

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bitchcraftandwiggatry:

crissle:

This bitch does not own a single pair of flats.

YO LET ME HOLD A COUPLE THOUSAND OF THEM K STARS CRISSLE

i downloaded a hack! sharing is caring.

Thank you for sharing this!! Now I feel like Blue Ivy every time I login and see my bank balance πŸ˜πŸ™Œ